Tuesday, January 22, 2008

From JJ with love...

My long time mistress the Filipino Lesbian JJ sent her love too and with money chaching! Not just money it's a Euro *I bet she's been practicing social climbing too much!*, but too bad, by the time this lettah got into my hands I was already having fun, partying, making hada-hada in Europe, so I said to meself *better luck next time gurl!*

She definitely know my weakness *giggles* Dolla-dolla bill yo! Ansosyal Euro! But, why just 5 Euro? Do you know what 5 Euros can buy? NOTHING! as in N-A-D-A... But anyways, thanks ever to your generosity! Next time just send it to my palpal account... So your expenses will be 51 pesosses less for the stamps! Send your lovin' at grn_fairie@yahoo.com or hit one of my paypal donate buttons on my side bar so everybody happy!
She is making tampopo on her lettah, she is asking me why I nevah botah visit her anymore... And she's pretty rin naman daw, actually she the gurl on the card "daw" I don't know *inulol mo lang ba ako? Cause if not, break na kami ni Manat forevah!* But, anyways... I was making iwas to you cause you ang P has alotta secrets, and I heat it! I not like it... YOU NOT CARE ME! YOU JUST CARE P! HMP!- That's the reason JJ I am making jelly-jelly to you and P...
But seriously, thanks for remembering me... I really did not expect this, specially from you. *with Euro or without Euro thanks coming from the deepest part of me, ahem*

I love it, really! Specially the f!nk !nk with matching 5 Euro bwhehehe.... Don't be too nice to me, I might kidnap you from Joy and P... J/K

You whoever you are reading this entry... You can send all your lovin' to me buy sending me that spam, maling, honey, milk, eggs, vienna sausage, rice (uncooked), unused clothes (preferably Banana Republic, FCUK, Lacoste and Prada no Gap or Old Navy will be accepted!) Yes you can at Alpa Cargo, cause at Alpha Cargo ang Cargo mo Cargo din ni Alpha Sino! Hehehehe...

So you love me? Send me anything! Your souls even your lola at

C/O ReynaElena

ATTN: diwatang_byaning FANS CLUB

118 Sandra Rd.

Voorhees, NJ 08043

5 comments:

joy-joy said...

at talaga namang binalandra pa ang mukha kong maganda dito sa blog mo. i was about to warn you not to do it after reading ur post on rebecca's... anong 5 euro? 100 5-euro bills (so, 100x5=?) lahat yang inipit ko sa card,...tsk tsk tsk...
o pang balentayns day na rin yan...

joy-joy said...

hehe talagang tiningnan pa at kinompyut kung magkano ang stamps... pighirapan ko kayang ipunin yan sa aking pangangaroling...

diwata said...

too late JJ! hehehe... ikaw ba yan? aba obra pa lang pamatay na paano pa kaya sa personal?

pusa said...

anak ng kelangan ba me nakaipit na euro ang card? kamot ulo pano yan... peso lang meron ako! pd ba un?

diwata said...

hehehehhehehe.... kahit pa dinar/lira/pounds o kilo man pusa i accept it I love money money money ayaw ko ng whammy hahaha... mahigpit pangangailangan ko ngayon halata ba sa blog ko?