It's...

Party Time!!!

It's my weekend on sa amo kong si Chuva. Pero wala sya, may lakad at hindi uuwi ng bahay. Hanggang Domingo. (Wala akong bantay, and IT'S PARTY TIME! Yeba!) Shempre kapag wala ang pusa masaya ang daga! *Halungkat sa cabinet... Okay buti na lang naiwan ko dito ang aking bulletproof vest!!! Baka may mag drive by eh...*

Diwa: Hhhhaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *Buntong hininga na talaga namang bored-na-bored!* [Looking at my cellpowns directory... Sino kayang matatawagan? Umm...] Dialing... Tameka's number... Ei! Wassup girl! Wachu doin'?

Tameka: Yo, yo, sup' homie! Haven't heard from yah for a long time.

Diwa: You kno' my ass been busy yo! Ya mean? Do yah wanna hung-out tonight? *With a gangsta accent!*

Tameka: Busee mah a$$! Whassdadillo? [ Busy my ass! What's the deal yo!?]

Diwa: Nuthin' i've said i was bored and i was thinkin' if you's wanna hung-out? You can bring your girlfriends... Monique, Kiki, Rhonda, Shaniqua, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zaire... Oh by the way... I heard your brotha was released the otha day? Is dut rite? He can come too, if he wants!

Tameka: WORD! Ahhh fo'real you was bored? Das why you called?

Diwa: Just come plueaze... You still kno' the place aight? It's SANDRA RD! I have alot of booze owkay!

Tameka: Aight... Aight... Aight... Aight! Later!

[Ganito ang gawain ko kapag wala si Chuva sa balay nya, at weekend on ko sa kanya!]

i will paint her house red!