Britain, Land of diversity...

An exaggerated caricature of a teenage chav who, when challenged about something, comes up with gossip that has nothing whatsoever to do with whatever predicament she is in at the time.

Vicky Pollard is your common-or-garden teenage delinquent, the sort you can see hanging around any number of off licences in Britain, trying to persuade people going inside to buy them 10 fags and a bottle of White Lightening.

Whether nicking stuff from the supermarket or swapping her baby for a Westlife CD, Vicky reacts to any accusation with indignant outrage, while filling you in on 'this fing wot you know nuffin about'.