Achtung!

To all my fans/viewers/stalkers/detractors/villains
and Mistresses, my site will be off line tonight from 7:00 PM EST due to regular scheduled maintenance. My team plans to provide our viewers a new and improved site going forward!

Will be online again on Sunday 10:00 PM EST.

If anybody has comments/suggestions and or complaints don't hesitate to email my secretary! I apologize for any inconvenience.